Use Your Own Pictures in SmartArt
You can insert your own pictures into Microsoft SmartArt graphics in your presentation.
1. Click the Insert tab on the Ribbon, click SmartArt, and then click the SmartArt graphic that you want to insert.
2. Select the picture that you want to add to your presentation.
3. Right-click an individual shape in SmartArt, and then click Paste to insert the picture you selected.
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 for each shape.
5. Complete your presentation by applying your preferred background design
Change the Microsoft Office Word Smart Quote Auto-correct Setting
By default, Word replaces straight quotes with smart quotes. To change this setting:
1. Click the Office button.
2. Click Word Options.
3. Click Proofing, and then click AutoCorrect Options.
4. Click the AutoFormat tab.
5. Clear the Straight quotes with smart quotes check box.
6. Click the AutoFormat As You Type tab.
7. Clear the Straight quotes with smart quotes check box.
8. Click OK twice.
Set a password to open or modify a presentation
To allow only authorized reviewers to view or modify your content, you can help secure your entire presentation file with a password.
- Click the Microsoft Office orb Button at top left corner, and then click Save As.
- Click Tools, and then click General Options.(you will find general option in save as window - look at bottom)
- Set your password
- Click OK.
- When prompted, retype your passwords to confirm them, and then click OK.
- Click Save.
- If prompted, click Yes to replace the existing presentation.
Done
Here is a small tutorial on how to add an app to WPI!
Ok this is a sample 10 step (Very simple) configuration for CCleaner (a.k.a. Crap Cleaner).
This assumes you have all of the WPI files in the WPI folder at the root of your CD.
- Download the app and place it in the WPI\Install Folder. (CCleaner.exe in this example)
- Run WPI.hta and click on the “Config” button\Icon area.
- Choose the button at the very top above the config section that says “Add”
- Enter in the name section “CCleaner” No quotes! Then click on any other section of the config area to activate the rest of the wizard.
- You will notice the Unique ID section gets automatically configured for you.
- All apps are selected to be installed by default right from the start so if you don’t want it selected by default you must uncheck this box. Also you can decide if you want this app to be a
Forced Install
or not. - Choose a category for your app to be displayed in. If you want the app to be displayed in a category you don’t see simply chose other and a box will appear that will allow the entry of you choice.
- In the Command 1 section click on the little folder icon and browse to the WPI\Install folder and select the CCleaner.exe installer, this will place the appropriate path in the commandline.
- Add the necessary switches for the program to run silently i.e.
%wpipath%\Install\CCleaner.exe
/s (This can be easily done for most standard apps by simply clicking on the USSF button on the far right of the commandline.) - Select the Save and then the Exit buttons and you have now configured your first app!
Done
Mera Campus - the Voice of PRP Polytechnic
Hello readers ,
I am very excited to announce that my friend Mr. Hari Maurya has launched his first college based blog "Mera Campus - the Voice of PRP Polytechnic", which will contains stories on college life, Teachers stories, Latest MSBTE news, and all the frustration on PRP polytechnic.
PRP polytechnic is MSBTE affiliated diploma college situated in Mumbai, India. I am 3rd year student of it.
All Students & Teachers of PRP Polytechnic can participate in it and also previous years student can also participate.
I am very thankfull to Mr. Hari Maurya to apoined me as an Author of this blog. I will do my best for taking this blog at the way of success.
We " Mera Campus Group " requesting you to share your college experience here, about your daily college time pass, frustration on teachers, Assignments, Or any important article related to PRP or even your college...
FACTS TO MAKE EVERY INDIAN PROUD
Say proudly, I AM AN INDIAN..
Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard (hp) ?
A. Rajiv Gupta
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Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)?
A. Vinod Dahm
A. Vinod Dahm
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Q. Who is the third richest man on the world?
A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6 th position now.
A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6 th position now.
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Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world's No.1 web based email program)?
A. Sabeer Bhatia
A. Sabeer Bhatia
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Q. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, Unix to name a few)?
A. Arun Netravalli
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A. Arun Netravalli
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Q. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems?
A. Sanjay Tejwrika
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Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart?
A. Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar..
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Some Important Theological Questions
Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer.
Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life?
A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.
A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables.
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Q: Why does God allow evil to happen?
A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs.
A: God thought he eliminated evil in one of the earlier revs.
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Q: Does God know everything?
A: He likes to think so, but he is often amazed to find out what goes On in the overnite job.
A: He likes to think so, but he is often amazed to find out what goes On in the overnite job.
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Q: What causes God to intervene in earthly affairs?
A: If an critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and He logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise things can Wait until tomorrow.
A: If an critical error occurs, the system pages him automatically and He logs on from home to try to bring it up. Otherwise things can Wait until tomorrow.
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Q: Did God really create the world in seven days?
A: He did it in six days and nights while living on cola and candy Bars. On the seventh day he went home and found out his girlfriend had left him.
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Q: How come the Age of Miracles Ended?
A: That was the development phase of the project, now we are in the maintenance phase.
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Q: Will there be another Universe after the Big Bang?
A: A lot of people are drawing things on the white board, but personally, God doubts that it will ever be implemented.
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Q: Who is Shaitan?
A: Shaitan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so people who aren't programmers are scared of him. God thinks of him as irritating but irrelevant.
A: Shaitan is an MIS director who takes credit for more powers than he actually possesses, so people who aren't programmers are scared of him. God thinks of him as irritating but irrelevant.
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Q: Where will I go after I die?
A: Onto a DAT tape.
A: Onto a DAT tape.
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Q: Am I unique and special in the universe?
A: There are over 10,000 major university and corporate sites running exact duplicates of you in the present release version.
A: There are over 10,000 major university and corporate sites running exact duplicates of you in the present release version.
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Q: What is the purpose of the universe?
A: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then the users and managers demanded he tack all this senseless stuff onto it and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.
A: God created it because he values elegance and simplicity, but then the users and managers demanded he tack all this senseless stuff onto it and now everything is more complicated and expensive than ever.
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Q: If I pray to God, will he listen?
A: You can waste his time telling him what to do, or you can just get off his back and let him program.
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Q: What is the one true religion?
A: All systems have their advantages and disadvantages, so just pick the one that best suits your needs and don't let anyone put you down.
A: All systems have their advantages and disadvantages, so just pick the one that best suits your needs and don't let anyone put you down.
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Q: How can I protect myself from evil?
A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common word, or a date like your birthday.
A: Change your password every month and don't make it a name, a common word, or a date like your birthday.
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Q: Some people claim they hear the voice of God. Is this true?
A: They are much more likely to receive email.
A: They are much more likely to receive email.
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Q: Some people say God is Love.
A: That is not a question. Please restate your query in the form of a question.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
A: That is not a question. Please restate your query in the form of a question.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
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If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
Person: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?
Person: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Person: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
Person: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
Person: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
Person: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Person: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Person: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Person: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Person: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Person: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Person: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
[waiter leaves.]
Person: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?
Person: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Person: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
Person: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
Person: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
Person: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Person: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Person: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Person: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Person: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.
[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Person: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Person: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.
[waiter leaves.]
Person: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . $1.00
What happens if Microsoft makes a Car - Part 2
1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.
2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a "Car 95" or a "Car NT". But then you'd have to buy more seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but it would only run on five percent of the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make their cars go much slower.
7. The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
8. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for many years.
9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas and all auto fluids but the packaging would be superb.
10. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
11. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
12. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
13. They wouldn't build their own engines, but form a cartel with their engine suppliers. The latest engine would have 16 cylinders, multi-point fuel injection and 4 turbos, but it would be a side-valve design so you could use Model-T Ford parts on it.
14. There would be an "Engine Pro" with bigger turbos, but it would be slower on most existing roads.
15. Microsoft cars would have a special radio/cassette player which would only be able to listen to Microsoft FM, and play Microsoft Cassettes. Unless of course, you buy the upgrade to use existing stuff.
16. Microsoft would do so well, because even though they don't own any roads, all of the road manufacturers would give away Microsoft cars free, including IBM!
17. If you still ran old versions of car (i.e. CarDOS 6.22/CarWIN 3.11), then you would be called old fashioned, but you would be able to drive much faster, and on more roads!
18. If you couldn't afford to buy a new car, then you could just borrow your friends, and then copy it.
19. Whenever you bought a car, you would have to reorganize the ignition for a few days before it worked.
20. You would need to by an upgrade to run cars on a motorway next to each other.
2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason, accept this, restart and drive on.
3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you'd just accept this too.
4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a "Car 95" or a "Car NT". But then you'd have to buy more seats.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but it would only run on five percent of the roads.
6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make their cars go much slower.
7. The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
8. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for many years.
9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas and all auto fluids but the packaging would be superb.
10. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
11. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
12. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.
13. They wouldn't build their own engines, but form a cartel with their engine suppliers. The latest engine would have 16 cylinders, multi-point fuel injection and 4 turbos, but it would be a side-valve design so you could use Model-T Ford parts on it.
14. There would be an "Engine Pro" with bigger turbos, but it would be slower on most existing roads.
15. Microsoft cars would have a special radio/cassette player which would only be able to listen to Microsoft FM, and play Microsoft Cassettes. Unless of course, you buy the upgrade to use existing stuff.
16. Microsoft would do so well, because even though they don't own any roads, all of the road manufacturers would give away Microsoft cars free, including IBM!
17. If you still ran old versions of car (i.e. CarDOS 6.22/CarWIN 3.11), then you would be called old fashioned, but you would be able to drive much faster, and on more roads!
18. If you couldn't afford to buy a new car, then you could just borrow your friends, and then copy it.
19. Whenever you bought a car, you would have to reorganize the ignition for a few days before it worked.
20. You would need to by an upgrade to run cars on a motorway next to each other.
What happens if Microsoft makes a Car - Part 1
Bill's company made software to run a car.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"
Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.
In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.
He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.
Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.
A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.
All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.
Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell."
Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please."
Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.
Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.
Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.
A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"
Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.
In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.
He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.
Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.
A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.
All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.
Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell."
Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please."
Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.
Create a Bootable USB Windows Vista Drive
Creating a Bootable USB Windows Vista Drive : To install Vista on to DVDLess Laptops
Format the USB stick as NTFS
Make USB Volume Active
Run diskpart.exe and then set your drive and partition to point to the stick. Make sure you set the partition as Active.
Do this by:-
1. Run CMD
2. type diskpart
3. list volume
DISKPART> list volume
4> select USB drive
if the removable media volume no. is 4 , type :
DISKPART> Select volume 4
Create Boot Sector
There's a tool in Vista DVD called bootsect.exe. Its on the Vista DVD itself in the Boot directory.
Run bootsect /nt60 "USB drive letter"
E:\boot>bootsect /nt60 g:
Copy DVD files and Boot files
* Boot directory
* Sources directory and
* the files in the root directory
Finish.
Format the USB stick as NTFS
Make USB Volume Active
Run diskpart.exe and then set your drive and partition to point to the stick. Make sure you set the partition as Active.
Do this by:-
1. Run CMD
2. type diskpart
3. list volume
DISKPART> list volume
4> select USB drive
if the removable media volume no. is 4 , type :
DISKPART> Select volume 4
Create Boot Sector
There's a tool in Vista DVD called bootsect.exe. Its on the Vista DVD itself in the Boot directory.
Run bootsect /nt60 "USB drive letter"
E:\boot>bootsect /nt60 g:
Copy DVD files and Boot files
* Boot directory
* Sources directory and
* the files in the root directory
Finish.
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